What if EXO discovers our Tumblrs?
Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
Tao: I don't even own Gucci...
Chen: I was saying girl not gull
Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch
Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.